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Wash

Where cool kids go to drown

also known as an arroyo
*starts to rain*

Cool kid: hey mister *puffs cigarette* why are you packing your sleeping bag?

Vagrant: don’t you know, kid? This wash is about to flood.

Cool kid: my hero! Thanks for not letting me drown
by Michi Pichi April 5, 2022
mugGet the Washmug.

Tokyo car wash

The process of fucking someone while there head under a running sink.
I’m give your girlfriend a Tokyo car wash.
by Hank the baiter August 10, 2025
mugGet the Tokyo car washmug.

Wash the Dishes

To rub the clitorus in a back and forth or circular motion as if washing a small plate.
Susie is coming over later, I'm gonna wash the dishes
by BluffCard September 12, 2023
mugGet the Wash the Dishesmug.

african wash job

Getting your salad tossed but the stipulation is it must be with a black girl in a Tiki hut.
Got an African Wash Job once at the Regina Mosaic African Pavillion. It was the shit.
by pfeif88 December 19, 2018
mugGet the african wash jobmug.

Homie body wash

Homie bodywash means if you forgot yo flamingo u just use your homies bodywash
You: ayo I forgot my flamingo can I use your homie bodywash homie?
Homie:ya sure just don’t slather it in ranch like last time
Random dude named jerry: homie body wash is the wash of the body of the homie
mugGet the Homie body washmug.

polite wash

To polish, bend and/or omit the truth in order to make it more palatable to the intended audience.
Because the question is open-ended yet specific to the employee’s needs/desires, it is hard for a candidate to “polite wash” the answer so that it fits what they think you want to hear.
by Too Fat to Be an Assassin June 12, 2018
mugGet the polite washmug.

Washing up

When you were one good someone then drifting away like you don’t want it
Hey babe it seems like your washing up
by Mikeoxlong69xd December 16, 2021
mugGet the Washing upmug.

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