Wall of Text Syndrome

A post that suffers from a massive amount of words. Can be abbreviated as WOTS.

I saw this post and it had serious wall of text syndrome

by TheGalaxyGamer May 29, 2013

Mid-sex Text

When you're having sex with a girl and she finds it so unsatisfactory that she starts replying to texts mid-sex.

"Awh dude how'd your date go last night?"
"Not good, she pulled a mid-sex text on me"
"Really, that bad?"

by Shebesta16 May 7, 2015

Prime Meat Text

impressive penis pics from Jeff Bezos sent to his lover, Lauren Sanchez

An alert popped up on Lauren's phone one morning that she thought was an eggplant; when she opened it Lauren realized she'd just received an very impressive Prime Meat Text from Bezos, Amazon's Founder.

by Uncle Joosie June 20, 2019

random text

sending someone (can be completely random) a text message that has no meaning other than to annoy them and/or make them laugh.

completely random, out of the blue

the boy sent a girl a random text

do you know about random texts? i hear everyone is doing it!

the girl announced "what the fuck" when she saw the random text

by la tortuga December 3, 2010

Quadruple Text

holy fuck, this person is not picking up what your laying down. This is what happens when bitches don't get it.

"Just got the third text."
"Holy shit, that guy won't leave you alone."
"If he quadruple texts I'll kill myself."
"I'll help."

by jerrysalinger November 16, 2011

premarital text

The act of texting (text messaging) a member of the opposite sex, outside the confines of a relationship, in flirtatious ways, often insinuating the desire for a deeper, intimate relationship.

"That girl that works in the cubicle next to you is really good looking. I would so premarital text her."

by Eric Vinson December 10, 2008

pussy text

when you text your girlfriend dirty messages

my boyfriend just sent me another pussy text!

by kahoutek July 3, 2009