taint wafer

perineal dandruff

I use Head and Shoulders on my chode because I have a bad case of taint wafer.

by Hlalakar May 14, 2020

taintanium

A form of steel made by collecting blood from gooches that rip during childbirth, then processing it to remove and alloy the iron and carbon.

This chair is made from genuine taintanium.

by Hlalakar June 7, 2020

Tainsjn

needy, attention seeking, boy crazy, sensitive,

“Do you see Brittany over their?”
“Yeah, she’s so tainsjn today”
“I know.. it’s very unfortunate.”

by Frosty Pajamas II June 14, 2020

Taint Rocket

When the dick pops out during sex and goes right into the taint

Ow I’m still sore from getting Taint Rocketed last night

by Fatshotgunner August 2, 2020

Taino

A person who has 10-20% of Taino in their blood and think of themselves as Taino, as if they even still existed.

Person 1: Omg I got my 23&ME test and I found out that I'm actually 13% taino!

Person 2: Haha Awesome!
Person 1: Yeah! So I say that I'm mixed now! No more mr.white guy :)

by JessStar245 August 21, 2020

Taint Washer

1. A sex slave who washes taints

2. An insult for a bitch who might as well wash taints

“You little taint washer, wash my taint!”

by NRShits September 12, 2020

tain tracks

When your girl is listening to the bass in your car and its good... the vibrations will cause "tain tracks" on the seat somewhat under the vicinity of her posterior. Dirivitive of "poon-tain"

The bass hit just right that the girl in the passenger seat left tain tracks when she got up.

by Mattrayward79 September 14, 2020