softits

Easy listening on cable

I was playing with your mom's soft tits, and I decided to listen to softits to lighten the mood

by diceyj February 3, 2004

Soft 17

A 17 year-old girl who will turn 18 within a week. Like the blackjack hand, it may be pemissible to hit on a soft 17, but not a hard 17.

Dude, she's a soft 17. If you were to hit that and get caught, the judge would probably go easy on you.

by Ludditeright October 6, 2010

Soft War

Soft War is war which is taken part after end of cold war between Putin's Russia and US. Soft war is also war between Internet heroes and different software.

Russia lost in cold war but is winning in soft war.

by carusel_man1 May 13, 2014

Soft Serve

When someone shits in your mouth

Dude 1: So what'd you and Sarah do last night?
Dude 2: Soft serve.

by triceratops January 7, 2017

Softball

A fun sport that will always be loved by the whole world. It will never get retiring.You never want to let go to ur mates in softball.

Wow guys softball is really fun

by Isabelle H April 5, 2017

Soft Lunch

Giving a blowjob to someone with erectile disfunction.

"I met up with this guy yesterday for a hookup, talk about a soft lunch."

by UncleJup July 3, 2019

feels soft

this very interesting phrase means that a person might feel a connection when with someone, but in reality just friendzoned them

oh shit that girl just said she feels soft when shes with me
nahhh dude she just friendzoned you so hard

by wata admirer December 4, 2018