Swedish torch

When one applies a smudge of vicks vaporub to the tip of ones penis (or equivalent) and then proceeds to have sex with ones unsuspecting partner. After a while, the partner starts to burn from the inside - just like a swedish torch!

I filed for divorce after John Doe gave me a swedish torch during make-up sex

by Mojay187 July 20, 2024

Swedish Troll

Lying on ones back, a person with testicles will put their legs together and pour swedish gravy over their testicles to simulate swedish meatballs. Some additional gravy will be used in the pubic hair above the penis. The hair is then spiked up like a troll doll's hair.

I heard Joe surprised Bryan with a Swedish Troll.

Zaq was unimpressed by Joe's attempt at a Swedish Troll.

"The Swedish Troll always leaves my testicles feeling sticky, but they smell great!" -Joe

by Skat Warlock July 24, 2024

Swedish Oven

To squeeze someone with a blanket and make him/her smell your armpit.

Jacob got an unpleasant Swedish Oven from 'you-know-who'.

by Swedishbaby July 27, 2024

Swedish crashout

When an individual of Swedish origin loses their temper and has a crash out, typically involving verbal insults, slurs, or disparaging remarks toward a person who has made them upset.

person 1: "Did you hear? Leffen called someone he lost against in Guilty Gear a gay retard again."
person 2: "Ah, that sounds like a typical Swedish crashout."

by NaranJuice August 4, 2024

swendough

Describing Something/Someone extremely ugly

swen-dough

Person 1: did you see the new kid
Person 2: yeh he is so swendough (giggles)

by onikataco August 18, 2024

Sweden

yay

Sweden is cool

by Corbify September 29, 2023

Sweedish Soup

Cut a cockhole in the bottom of a bowl. You plug it with your cock, and you put soup in there. You call it a sausage soup. But the sausage is your sausage.

Babe I have Sweedish Soup for you!

by souplovers October 18, 2023