Suicide Tuesday

Tuesday 30th September 2008.

The day after the USA's $700bn bail-out plan was blocked by congress sending ripples through the financial world in what may be the beginning of the first Great Global Depression.

You thought Black Monday was bad, it was child's play compared to Suicide Tuesday.

Suicide Tuesday was believed to be the moment when, after many years of continual unrelenting growth built on bad debt, the financial markets finally tipped over the edge.

by steampunkpsyche January 14, 2009

Suicide Party

gathering of 3 or more depressed people that have sucked at life at one point or another to kill themselves in any variety of ways. may be joined by a beast at life who can murder the depressed persons but this makes it less of a suicide party and more like mass murder

person 1: What a fail! you suck at life!

person 2: i know :( but you failed pretty hard last week

person 3: we all suck at life, we can have a suicide party and kill ourselves

by yourabf July 12, 2010

suicide

me im a suicidle person because of my bf he is so evil but i love him so much but i really dont think he cares about me oh well i should just die and get on with my nonexistence when i die i dont want anyone to come to my funeral because ill be to upset even when i am dead ill be upset because i wont be able to ever see my bf cause i am going to hell and never comeing back or am i,i want to die now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

when i was with him he ditch me today for his friends he is such a stupid jerk!!!!!

by kiki April 1, 2005

suicide jockey

A maniac driver who overtakes on blind corners.

That suicide jockey has his days numbered.

by Pete November 10, 2004

sink suicide

An aimless attempt at ending ones life, perhaps more often percieved to be a method of attention seeking rather that a serious attempt on ones life.

Jack you wanker stop attention seeking and maybe wash your greasy hair in the sink instead of aimlessly trying to end your God forsaken son of a rapist life

by AnonymousFensDweller May 24, 2005

suicide

an act which is commited upon inrollment at high tech high la

she sighned the enrollment papers so i commited suicide

by anonoymous726389 October 21, 2004

suicide surrogate

A campaign minion who is selected to make a public inflammatory and controversial charge against the other candidate and then "resign" or be "forced out" after the cat is already out of the bag.

Geraldine Ferraro played suicide surrogate this week after characterizing Barack Obama as an affirmative action candidate.

by doodahman March 13, 2008