sighned

The act of signing a contract for which you have zero desire to do so. You literally sigh whilst signing it.

Boss: have you signed that contract extension ?
Contractor: sigh, yes, I've sighned it...

by Sudbury Hall November 6, 2018

Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant?

Sir, I said it, sir!

Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? SIR I SAID IT SIR! Well ... no shit. What have we got here, a fucking comedian? Private Joker? I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister. You little scumbag! I've got your name! I've got your ass! You will not laugh! You will not cry! You will learn by the numbers. I will teach you. Now get up! Get on your feet! You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!

by JSSRocket July 26, 2020

signed, sealed, and delivered

an expression which means that a particular matter has been taken care of.

"Hey, did you finalize the purchase of the estate yet?"

"Yep, the title now officially belongs to me.....signed, sealed, and delivered!"

by Bungalow Bill September 4, 2006

Silk and satin, signed wit a patent

Pimp shit, basically. Slick talk so smooth that it's swagger jacker-proof. Slick talk so prolific and profound that muthafuckas can't just bite off that shit, cuz it's in ya, not on ya.

First Guy: "Kristine Ngo got that slick talk down on her blog."

Second Guy: "Yeah but she can't spit game like a true playa."

First Guy: "What the fuck you talkin' bout? Women invented the game. And her mouthpiece is silk and satin, signed wit a patent, daddy."

by omnimetaversal aka T-Money May 26, 2010

/signed

1. To agree with something someone has said or an idea.

"I think they should make Canada the 2nd New York."
/signed

by JDM March 18, 2006

shit-sighted

When somebody only sees the bad in everything (leaving out the positives). This person would be "shit-sighted."; Someone who is unable to find the silver lining even if it him them in the face;

Female: my god domenic, would you look how beautiful this winter is? i love all this snow, its so pret--

Male: I FUCKING hate it, bitch, it's cold as fuck!!

Female: fuck dom, you're so shit-sighted!

by CE S December 24, 2009

signed

Agree with, show support. Usually used on forums, such as WoW and preceeded with / to represent in-game emotes.

Comes from the signing of petitions to support an change or idea.

Necronomicon: Nerf Gattsu!

Taux: /signed.
Sixyp: /signed!

by SilvermoonLanguageDirectory May 25, 2006