Sam: did you pull our friend's amazingly sexy younger sister last night?
Jake: yeah, you know, just a bit of strawberry fluff, the usual, she's hot
Jake: yeah, you know, just a bit of strawberry fluff, the usual, she's hot
by masterofbootygoals April 14, 2015
Get the strawberry fluffmug. strawberry...shitcake is a amazing fanpage for singer/actor/director/producer Melanie Martinez. They have 7.2k followers currently and use they/them pronouns.
by asjdnsdcaJKWENEIHNCKCKLASCJNK June 8, 2021
Get the strawberry...shitcakemug. When you attach your car battery's jumper cable's to your testicles after putting them in your partner's mouth, turning on the power and letting the electricity force them to bite down on your dingleberries hard enough to bleed while foaming at the mouth.
"My girlfriend said if I don't show up to her old cunt of a father's party she'd give me a Testilectro Strawberry Sundae the next time she sees me."
by Celenrei June 16, 2024
Get the Testilectro Strawberry Sundaemug. When your girl is on her period but you're a romantic so slap down a towel and skip the condom. Upon climax, your semen gloriously mixes with her blood to create a special creamy dessert. Bon appetit!
Mark: Emma, I know you're on your period, but let's make some strawberries and cream and then go to Denny's for Strawberry pancakes.
Emma: This is why I love you
Mark: Where did we put that ugly beach towel?
Emma: This is why I love you
Mark: Where did we put that ugly beach towel?
by Mexican Nate October 20, 2020
Get the Strawberries and Creammug. by Redlady0218 January 19, 2021
Get the Strawberry shortcakemug. When you ejaculate inside of a woman’s vagina immediately preceding the insertion of a mentration cup and allow the mixture to remain inside of the woman’s vagina until the menstration is mostly coagulated. Once the mixture is complete, the cup is remover and chilled to a frozen jelatenous consistency. Once at the proper consistency the Strawberry Hipster Froyo is served in place of Grandmas famous jelatin mold during Christmas dinner. Enjoy.
Man, fuck Grandmas gelatin mood! I’d rather eat a Strawberry Hipster Froyo from that dirty bitch down the street that smells like a tuna melt that’s been marinating in a hot garbage can for a week!
by VelStod December 21, 2017
Get the Strawberry Hipster Froyomug. 