persian squirrel

In refence to the size of a male's genitals. Abnormally small with massive testicals.

I saw him in the locker room today, basically hung like a p-squirrel

by JP$ September 30, 2003

Drunk Squirrel

one of the L337 of the dod community

That shot was Drunk SquirreL

by john August 20, 2003

Squirrel-friend

Like a traditional girlfriend, but unusually cute, and hilarious. The Squirrel-friend can use her agility to perform amazing feats.

Haley is such a squirrel-friend!

by Kool-Ian December 10, 2014

Baby squirrel

A girl that looks like a squirel with to nurs in her mouth.

Look at baby squirrel , shes forridging for the winter!

by HO5TEL May 19, 2017

squire

a derogatory term for a person you know.

oi squire! get the fook off my chair

by davef February 12, 2004

squirmish

adj. Cautious because of a feeling of disgust or nausea

n. A conflict, the severity and extent of which is not properly identified; a military action variously and sporadically described as a war, intervention, police action, etc.
Coined in this sense by Sarah Palin, misspeaking the word "skirmish"

"I haven't heard the president say that we are at war, and that's why I, too, am not knowing, do we use the term "intervention," do we use "war," do we use "squirmish"? What is it?"
- Sarah Palin on Fox News Channel, March 29th, 2011

by ChunAsperEndao April 16, 2011

Squirehm.

Squir-em

not many people use this word. It means a man with a penis smaller than 6 inches.

Bob:"Hey bill, look at the guy over there"
Bill:"Oh yeah man he's a real squirehm."

or

Carson:"Man, last night sucked"
Sierra:"Why?"
Carson:"Because Brian was a total squirehm"

by JenTay February 6, 2008