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Squidgel

A decadent & high-class sweet treat, made by first cutting the crust off a slice of white bread, then flattening it with a rolling pin, then spreading a layer of Miyoko's vegan butter, then a layer of jam or jelly of your choice, and finally rolling it up - enjoy! Yum.
Damn, that squidgel is taaaaasteeee!!!!!
by rsppnoza99 October 31, 2025
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Squid lawn mower

When a man gets surgery to split the dick in 10, waits for it to heal, then uses black magic to gain full control over the 10 dicks, then during sex wraps them around a woman’s vagina and all 10 cum in unison, filling her to the brim like the tentacle locker game
Her: wow! That squid lawn mower surgery he got was awesome!
by Sex lover 696742031 November 9, 2025
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Squid

A person with no backbone, an absolute wuss who would stand there without intervention as their Nan gets robbed.
Lachie's a squid mate, there is no chance of him doing anything about that!
by NotASquid November 24, 2025
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Squiddo

A silly minecraft youtuber who investigates scary minecraft stuff
Guy 1: Wow i love Squiddo!!
Guy 2: Yeah, her videos are so peak
by mcytfanyayayayay November 27, 2025
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Squid

Describing a guy who’s weird, knows no girls, didn’t get a bid, and is just not someone you want in the group when you’re trying to run game.
Thomas: “bro this kids a squid, lets fade”
Steven: “yeah dude, no bid”
by Funky Rick December 1, 2025
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Sand Squid

A girl who runs with her arms and legs flailing (similar to a giraffe). Usually she is very bubbly and talkative.
That Cleo, she's a sand squid!
by bigcatface September 16, 2009
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Der Squid

A. One's best friend who is a girl.

B. A very silly and bubbly girl
C. A german Squid
d. An exclamation of silliness
Der Squid is my best friend
Der Squid is so silly.
DER SQUID! blub blub
by Der Bobby December 14, 2010
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