shuffleboarding

Another term for “finger painting,” “Choking the chicken.” Or to be blunt, masturbating.

Greg: Opal, hurry up we have to go to Will’s party soon!

Opal: Okay, I just need to finish shuffleboarding!

by m a m a October 8, 2017

snuffle pig

Someone who doesn’t know when they are full after eating a meal and finishes the food on someone’s else plate too.
Sometimes be who literally eats that quick you would think they inhaled it

I physically feel sick watching that snuffle pig eating

by Rudi-dudi October 28, 2017

snuffle

Like a raspberry to the neck, but non-sexual.

'When my mum snuffles my neck, it makes me laugh.'

by Finandgilly January 1, 2018

Snufflelufflegus

And and expression to use when you have to blow your nose and or snot.

Do you have a tissue for my snufflelufflegus

by The Katacado May 18, 2018

Shuffle and Deal

To pack a bong and hand it to someone else for smoking.

Matthew, I’m wrecked, won’t you shuffle and deal?

by The Hylander July 20, 2018

Skruffle

Another word for exfoliating your face with a vibrating toothbrush.

Me and my best pal skruffled like never before. Cant you tell? I'm glowing

by The bree-ster September 17, 2018

Snufflepegging

Asphyxiative pegging. The next trend in kink. Set to be as popular as tamagotchis, and equally incomprehensible to your grandmother.

Since my husband and I discovered snufflepegging our marriage has gone from strength to strength.

by snufflepeg October 1, 2018