safety seal

the use of mutiple condoms to protect oneself from a major skank's vag

I had use a safety seal to fuck sarah last night

by scarletbegonias! June 29, 2009

safety bust

when a guy busts nut inside a girl during sex but its safe to do so because she is on birth control

You: Did you bang your girlfriend yet?
Friend: Yea dog for sure... she on birth control too!
You: Awesome, so you safety busted in her right?
Friend: Hells yea i did!

by calaburrito July 2, 2009

safeholic

A person who cares about being safe. Washing hands, always wearing a seatbelt, driving under the speed limit, going EVERYWHERE with there kids even if there too old.

Guy:Man, that lady is holding hands while they cross the street with a 15 year-old

Other guy: Hahaha, jeez, she must be a serious safeholic

by ADMontgomery February 11, 2010

safety song

The song you sing to yourself in order to get another annoying tune out of your head.

I've had that stupid song from the Kia Soul commercial -- the one with the rappin' hamsters -- in my head for days, so I started singing the theme from THE VALLEY OF THE DOLLS. It's my safety song.

by Julie the Jarhead January 23, 2011

Safety Roll

The backup roll of toilet paper set on top of the toilet, just in case the primary roll of toilet paper is all used up. Often a staple in households with prepared and future-minded individuals.

I thought I was going to have to wipe with just 2 squares of toilet paper. Fortunately there was a safety roll.

by Dez872 February 28, 2011

Safety Deposit Box

The art of fucking a girl in the ass and then shitting in the gaping hole.

she wanted something special for her birthday, so i gave her a safety deposit box.

by Andy Dufraine May 16, 2011

Safety Week

A period of time, usually a week, that is used when "taking a break" from ones relationship in order to hook up with some other partner. Used in conjunction with a semi-truth or lie about why said break is needed, the safety week adds a period of time to the "initial break" to serve the purpose of appearing like the break was actually needed, and not thought up for the pleasure of "cheating".

How are you and Sarah doing?

-Ok, i wanna hook up with my friend over summer vacation so I'm gonna tell Sarah I need a break and then get with that other chick.

Won't it seem suspicious that you want to get back with Sarah RIGHT after you get back from vacation? You should use a safety week or two.

by Bumble-Puppy June 22, 2011