rusty noodle

infected penis

You're not coming anywhere near me with that rusty noodle.

by zAlanM August 20, 2013

Rusty lulu

When a hot chic has a wet fart while wearing a white lulu lemon skirt. Due to the lack of underwear and tightness of the soda skirt, the brown squirt will be Apparent to anyone who has the misfortune of being behind her.

Ben, your bean burritos were so good and spicey but, shit, I had a rusty Lulu while running that 5k. Knew I should have gone with the black skirt today!

by Dirtydago August 28, 2013

rusty webber

the sexual act of taking an amputated duck’s foot, shoving it up the receiver’s butthole, pulling it out, and then slapping their face with it.

guy 1: "dude, i heard you fucked that chick over there."
guy 2: "yeah, we went hard last night. i even gave her a rusty webber!"
guy 1: "dude that's fucking gross..."
guy 2: "fuck you dude! she loved that shit!"

by toxicwaffle95 May 24, 2012

rusty princess

The act of sticking an erect penis into a old (50+ years) Vagina and moving it side to side and then the act of sticking ur hand up the vagina is performed.

Last night I gave a rusty Princess to Bill's grandma.

by [e-mail] June 9, 2012

Rusty Ending

That rusty colored mix of fecal matter, lube, and cum that sometimes appears on your penis during anal sex.

Him: "Oh, baby, let me fuck that ass!"
Her: "Okay, but I need to do an enema so you don't get shit on your dick."
Him: "No need, baby. I don't mind a little rusty ending."

by NutSpice July 31, 2012

Rusty hummer

When a person eats your ass, then gives you a blowjob.

Stan's dick smelled because he got a rusty hummer.

by IvanHoff April 21, 2023

Rusty Beholder

When you're a player in the streets and a Dungeon master in the sheets. Your horny bard of a partner rolls a 1 for initiative. You choose to put a boon on playing their clam fiddle, they must first go on a quest to find your Rusty Beholder, a creature only summoned by speaking in tongues at the entrance to your Dingy Dungeon.

(In non-nerd, Analingus)

Wench, if you want me to play thy clam fiddle, you best get into the valley and find the Rusty Beholder first!

by DirtyDruid December 3, 2022