RULE #1 

Discovered in the eternal search for wisdom by the relentless Joshiro007, it the one thing you must always remember when involved in a serious relationship...RULE#1:

Hurt me once, shame on you.
Hurt me twice, shame on ME.

RULE #1 by Joshiro007 February 23, 2003

Rule #2 

Quit Making Noise! Understand.

Shut the hell up and quit making noise, Rule #2.

Rule #2 by TapeGuy May 27, 2008

Rule 83 

If this rule is applied to anything it must be permanently ignored for that point onwards.
This rule only applies to the speaker, however it is generally seen to be polite to not mention the subject in question to the speaker of the rule.

Speaker: "I call rule 83 on my ex-girlfriend!"
Man: "You can't be serious?"
Speaker: "Rule 83 is final!"
Man: "Fair enough, I can sympathise there"

Rule 83 by TLK1- The tall guy November 5, 2010

Rule 35 

Rule 35 is the only rule that matters. Don't ever neglect rule 35 or no positive notions will derive. During your life you will come across the rule but will be unsure about its content. The rule is to stop trying so hard. The harder you try the more you will fail. Failure is ok just don't try to fail. Let the failure consume you in its realm. Let the realm symbolize hope but just a little hope. As if the realm was the top of the ocean and you are at the bottom swimming slowly waiting for air to invite itself into your lungs. Rule 35 is so important not to try. That by reading this you just tried. That is the rule it is self explanatory don't try too hard or you won't get what you want. "Rule 35 saved my life". (Chuck Norris)

Wow with rule 35 I lost 20 pounds and saved 5$ at Walmart buying frosted flakes. Thanks rule 35.

Rule 35 by insightfultyper January 20, 2015

Rule Number One 

I am number 1!

Here are the rules: Rule Number One - I'm number 1!

Rule Number One by Christopher Tucker April 8, 2004

Rule #8 

Rule #9 is incorrect

1: Rule #8 doesn't exist. That's rule #9
2: But rule#8 says that rule #9 is incorrect
universe: *explodes*

Rule #8 by Officialmuffinman June 7, 2018

Rule 25 

Rule 25, Is a old Rule that has been passed down for a long time. It is when someone wrecks or breaks things, in a ancient weed smoking burial ground. The punishment for this is : All weed, mushrooms, alcahol, go to steven,: and dan must pay

steve-_ "Dan WTF!?!?! Your Breaking rule 25

Rule 25 by Eric September 22, 2004