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Roadhousing

The act of simply saying the word "roadhouse" during or immediately after the moment of sexual climax.

The word roadhouse may/should be delivered in the deadpan style or manner of Seth MacFarlane as the voice of Peter Griffin from the television show Family Guy (see Season 8 Episode 4)

Roadhousing may be delivered at the precise moment of climax, or after a dramatic pause.

May also accompany skeet shooting.
A common example of Roadhousing:

Person A: Oh baby, ooh, I love you, I loooove you. Gawwwwd geeez urrrrrrg (etc. to climax)

Person B: Roadhouse.
by Bryk December 30, 2010
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Road rash

During my bang session with that whore Molly, I rubbed my nuts on her face and gave her road rash!
by PeteyPaplo October 28, 2018
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randy roaded

The act of a musician being killed through no fault of their own. It is usually a vehicle accident of some kind. Examples include Randy Rhoads, Ritchie Valens, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Cliff Burton, and half of Lynyrd Skynyrd.
You didn't hear about him? He was Randy Roaded.
by big wanged dude January 10, 2008
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Reverse RoadHead

i told my friend when to go and stop while she was giving me reverse roadhead.
by pimp daddy johnson May 7, 2011
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The road to hell is paved with good intentions

promises and plans must be put into action, or else they are useless.
They didn't mean to ruin your birthday party. The road to hell is paved with good intentions, they probably just wanted to help.
by PurpleDragonFire September 30, 2016
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high road defeatism

When left wing politicians lose to the dirty tactics of right wing politicians because they feel that their personal integrity is more important than protecting their constituents.

Alternatively, those left wing politicians who have embraced the fact that keeping their position (and income via corporate paychecks and inside trading) only requires maintaining the appearance of high road morality, which is easy enough to do by acting stupid and pretending not to notice when their supposed political opponents act in bad faith.
American People: The Republican Party has been subsumed by foreign money and fascist elements. They've now taken over the major branches of government in a way that the checks and balances system no longer works, enacting policies that represent a shrinking minority of the populace. At the same time, they push fake conspiracies and promote false reality constructivism to fabricate invisible enemies to justify their bullshit. Why do you keep pretending like they aren't acting in bad faith?

Democrats: When they go low, we go high.

*Democrats proceed to seize the high ground while Republicans proceed to seize the Supreme Court*

Anyone with a brain: High road defeatism is not a winning strategy.
by PortableBacon June 29, 2022
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Rollin' Down the Rectal Road

The Nerb - "Lets suck our cocks off!"
Dan - "No... buttsex is much better..."
Aidan - "we better get rollin' down the rectal road then!"
Nicholas - "Oh yes, give it to me baby!"
by Sam and Greg December 6, 2006
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