Tongue ring

Admission or outright advertisement that you will perform oral sex on just about anyone. If a guy has a tongue ring, a dick has most certainly been in his mouth.

Johnny: Did you hear Trent got his tongue pierced?
Brad: Dude, he's got a tongue ring? I didn't know he went fag.

by GGAllin25 October 17, 2014

three ring circus

2 hands, 1 mouth, 3 cocks

this girl ran one crazy three ring circus on spring break

by jbez April 8, 2008

ring the alarm

When an alarm goes off signalling the arrival of homosexuals. Not to be confused with the sound emitted from a fire alarm.

"The alarm is ringing so loud behind me that I think every stray dog in grenada is going to run into the path lab soon!"- Meera Patel

by Willa Zea April 14, 2005

rigodamndiculous

when something is so ridiculous that you must smite god in the process of damning it.

What the fuck!, she said she was a virgin! and she gave me herpes!, this is rigodamndiculous!!

by Kody M.F.C February 12, 2008

Ring of Fire

When you are having anal sex with a girl that has an Angry Clown

The Ring of Fire gave me a blister on my penis

by Crissman May 23, 2008

ring of fire

when a male wearing light colored boxers, or briefs, has sex with his penis protruding through the hole of his undergarments with a female who is currently menstruating. the result of such an act leaves a "ring of fire" around the opening of the underwear.

A.K.A. the June Carter Cash

June didn't tell Johnny that she was on her period, so he left with a healthy ring of fire.

by mike hunt 1234 May 21, 2009

the ring

a form of intravaginal contraception; a clear, flexible, plastic ring that releases low-dose hormones to the vagina and uterus.

Sandra decided to use the Ring instead of the Pill.

by annagram January 9, 2006