rightwinder

Any blowhard conservative talk show host; someone who pushes a lot of hot air from only one direction. Generally aggressive, egotistical, and disrespectful of anyone who disagrees with their viewpoints.

"Oh God, that Limbaugh, he is such a rightwinder!"

by smendler June 8, 2009

Right-handed Knuckle Chuckle

Same thing as spanking it and whackin' it!

Thomas went to the bathroom to do the ol' right-handed knuckle chuckle.

by Cartman40 July 25, 2009

Right Wicked

A statement to show agreement or excitement, mostly used in Maine and New England. Commonly used in conjunction with "Guy" or "Bub".

Person 1: Hey, check out my new truck!

Person 2: Right wicked, Guy!

Person 1: You goin' to the party tonight?
Person 2: Right Wicked!

by Cinymin86 November 15, 2009

Right-to-be-righter

A "Right-to-be-righter" is somebody who fights for the right to be right every time.
Whenever anybody presents an opinion that is not one they agree with, right-to-be-righters jump up and down and make ridiculous claims about the person's ethnicity, intelligence, sexuality, politics, religion, nationality, etc etc. all the while insisting that they are only trying to take away their rights. Which are: "the right to be right"

Most of the time, right-to-be-righters are wrong. If they were ever right, they would not be right-to-be-righters.

"I told him that the government is not Marxist, and he punched me in the face and started running around screaming that I was wrong and I was a pinko anarchist faggot. You know what?"

"Yup, shore do. Another right-to-be-righter."

by 32beansin1pod March 19, 2010

righteous gargle

Dunking your whole head in the holy water font at a Catholic church because you were in a hurry to confess to performing oral sex and you wanted to get that taste out of your mouth first, or because you didn't have time to brush your teeth after eating the nasty garlic chicken at that Chinese place up the street and you didn't want the Body of Christ to taste like nasty garlic chicken.

We only had time for a quick hummer before mass so I just had a righteous gargle when we got to the cathedral.

by evilrubberducky December 18, 2010

Right Blindness

1. A curable condition where a person to buy into an ideology, dismissing personal experience that does not fit into the ideology.

2. A curable condition where a person supports the concentration of wealth and power, even when it puts them personally at greater risk of having neither.

Mary: Single mothers are a drain on society.
Barry: Uh, you're a divorcee with a kid. So is your sister.
Mary: But we're different, we work hard! You know the type I mean, stop trying to twist my words!
Barry: How long have you had right blindness?

Even though Bob doesn't make much money, he supports cutting taxes on the rich because he has right blindness.

by PulpPoet August 17, 2012

right reasons

A term originating from the popular television series 'The Bachelor'/'The Bachelorette' meaning you are in the pursuit of true love and not celebrity. Antonym 'wrong reasons,' for example 'whaboom'

That mofo is not here for the right reasons. Or, that dude brought makeup; he is not here for the right reasons.

by Whaaaaaaaaboom May 30, 2017