fudge pounder 

A polite euphemism for the "active" male homosexual.

Ooh, Chrithtopher, you fudge pounder you!

fudge pounder by sbo May 14, 2011

Throw cake in't pond 

To defecate/excrete faeces/have a turd. Must be said in a northern accent

"Bah eck lass that were some crackin' beef, after all that im off to throw cake in't pond"

Throw cake in't pond by Yannick Pfister December 20, 2009

Ass Plunderer 

One who proceeds to ram various objects up another's arsehole, usually repeating such words as 'Arrrrgh, me hearties' and 'Shiver me timbers'

Faheem Ayub, the most vicious ass plunderer to sail the seven seas

See also 'Captain Pugwash'

Ass Plunderer by Evil Rowden May 16, 2003

Lady Pond 

A term used to sexually describe a relationship with a woman and another woman. Lesbianism basically.

Cameron Diaz took a "Dip in The 'Lady Pond'.

Lady Pond by Ladyinthewater May 29, 2016

Pounding Pussy 

A slang term for having sex;

When a guy inserts his cock into a girl's pussy and fucks it.

"I wasn't at the party last night because I was pounding pussy"

"Hey dude, I pounded pussy last night"

"Hey Bra, lets pound some pussy tonight!"

Pounding Pussy by The contributor September 22, 2013

pounded yam 

Missionary style intercourse. Used in countries where pounded yam is eaten (lower West Africa, particularly Nigeria, Cameroon, and Ghana). As sex resembles the downward thrusting movement of the meter long pestle into the mortar to make traditional pounded yam.

Emmanuel: Hey Isaac, how was it with Mary last night? Pounded yam?
Isaac: No dey.
Emmanuel: Too bad man.

pounded yam by Rosobola September 17, 2016

TURTLE POUNDER 

A MAN WHO IS GAY, HAS BAD LUCK WITH WOMEN OR A CHILDISH MAN

"RAGUSIN IS MOST LIKELY A TURTLE POUNDER"

TURTLE POUNDER by WORKIN STIFF October 18, 2008