You are about to wank and you have been thinking about a girl that wants you, but just doesn't meet your standards. Just before wanking, you decide to text her something dirty because u are thinking "She's not that bad , I'm gonna shag her" - she doesn't reply - and after wanking, you experience regret for sending the text when you were horny.
by Shaun47 December 16, 2009
Get the Post Wank Remorse (PWR) mug.High School sluts who hate everyone and get annoyed at everything. They are commonly found with their long-time boyfriends making out anywhere they can, and wear the most revealing of clothing. Also, they are the dumbest of blondes.
Look at those Poms pinned up against the wall swapping spit- did you see them earlier? Their shirts almost fell off when they were dancing!
by The Anti-pom December 4, 2010
Get the Poms mug.Related Words
pomst
• Pomster
• post
• post malone
• post up
• post hardcore
• post-nut clarity
• postal
• Post-Score Hookup
• Post-Grunge
n. A euphemism for the vagina; short for panty oyster it is a portmanteau etymologically derived from panty salmon, however oyster has since replaced salmon. Proponents of panty salmon over panty oyster claim their term is more closely aligned with the female sexual cycle (Women are like salmon, sexually, in that they swim up a stream of sexual consciousness until they reach their peak at around 40 ergo, panty salmon) It should be noted that panty salmon is considered an anachronism and is only permissible in a scholarly context. Some philologists and semiotics expets believe poister is best spoken with a British accent, debate continues.
Do you fancy a toss about with her poister?
When her poister is moister, its time to hoist her
What's her problem?
She has some sand in her poister.
When her poister is moister, its time to hoist her
What's her problem?
She has some sand in her poister.
by JonLokiGanjatron October 4, 2010
Get the Poister mug.Munchies that you get after having sex, instead of after smoking pot.
One usually goes for high carb snacks, as to replenish after using them all up during intercourse.
One usually goes for high carb snacks, as to replenish after using them all up during intercourse.
Joe: do you have any chips or something?
Jane:Why, we just had sex like 5 minutes ago?
Joe: I have Post-Sex Munchies, I'm starved!
Jane:Why, we just had sex like 5 minutes ago?
Joe: I have Post-Sex Munchies, I'm starved!
by EMT-chick09 July 19, 2011
Get the Post-Sex Munchies mug.Post-Inception Realization is the realization a person comes across after viewing Christopher Nolan's 2010 film, "Inception". At first, they refer to it as "the best movie ever made" or "biggest mind fuck ever", only to realize a few days later that the movie was actually pretty average.
Matt: Shit man, I just saw Inception! Best fucking movie ever!!
Jason: I saw it last week, just wait for Post-Inception Realization to kick in.
Jason: I saw it last week, just wait for Post-Inception Realization to kick in.
by wecomefromstars July 23, 2010
Get the Post-Inception Realization mug.Those who were a big part of the scene but now see the error of their ways,They still dig the music, they still might even wear some of the clothes, but they are no longer held down by the absolute need to just like all the others, they also tend to get laid more.
anyone who can wear what they want but still listen to the same music they always have and still throw it down, therefore you are post scene.
by Iampostscene November 22, 2005
Get the Post Scene mug.by Goddess Hegemony August 29, 2018
Get the Post Malone mug.