Vanier Piss Kettle

1)The action of releasing hot piss on one's chest for the purpose of sexual stimulation

2) The act of warming piss in a pot or in a kettle for pouring (like wax) on your sex partner. The opposite of a golden shower.

"yo dude....My my girl and I had way too much to drink last night and we wuz so horny that I did the Vanier Piss Kettle on da bitch last night"

by rideyass October 9, 2012

car piss

1.) n. the liquid your shitty car leaves behind
2.) v. the act of urination in an auto
3.) n. the urine from taking a car piss

"I better bring the car to the shop, I'm seeing a lot of car piss"

"Adam wouldn't stop the car so Sandy had a car piss"

"Here, throw out this bottle of car piss"

by LordFreezaBeeza September 17, 2014

jalapeño piss hole

When soap gets into the tip of the penis causing an extreme stinging sensation during urination.

Never masturbate with shampoo; if you get any in your dick you'll be regretting it the next time you piss with your jalapeño piss hole!

by Debbit;Debbit July 2, 2016

Consolation Piss

When you have to take a shit but the stall is occupied so you take a piss in the urinal instead.

Man I had to take a massive dump earlier but someone was on the shitter, I had to take a consolation piss instead.

by TovarichMoore August 20, 2018

Gandalf Piss Challenge

when a group of grown men dress up like Lord Of The Rings wizard, Gandalf, and see who can piss the best.

I was competing in the Gandalf Piss Challenge

by SassyBoyoooo July 12, 2020

Pussy Piss Fountain

When a man is on the toilet with an erect penis and you put it in your vagina and he pee’s inside you so that it goes up and then flows out into the toilet like a fountain.

“Last night I was so horny I let him make Pussy Piss Fountain and then just rode him on the toilet”

by PussyPisser November 2, 2020

witches piss

Tea when someone has added far too much milk making it very pale, giving it the appearance of 'witches piss'. Northern English term

Dave: "here's your tea, mate"
Pete:"fucking hell. You've given me witches piss!"

by Tobytyke February 20, 2021