The Package

Slang for HIV.

Damn, Tyrone got the package from being long-dicked by Bruce.

by moo_moo_baby December 14, 2019

Pesh Pack

A alternative version of saying you have a vape pen.

“I got pesh.” “Pass the pesh pack”

by Ruc2002 March 12, 2021

New Mexico Pace Car

A New Mexico Pace Car is the act of sitting with your buttocks above your head (preferably on a wall at a 45° angle) and pooping onto the front of yourself. The goal of the New Mexico Pace Car is to outrun your excrement before it slides into your mouth using your penis as a shift knob.

Co-Worker 1: "Hey man, what'd you do this weekend?"

Co-Worker 2: "Well, I figured since it was the anniversary of my divorce I'd celebrate by giving myself a New Mexico Pace Car and watching re-runs of M.A.S.H."

by MygrantGlassCo June 19, 2015

the complete package

a girl with a beautiful body, brains, and is overall kind and pleasant.

man that girl has the complete package!

by Zaku-Zaku September 21, 2015

pacoed

To be 'pacoed' is to be in the presence of someone who has just made a completely unintelligible statement, resulting in your confusion and complete lack of understanding.

Also, 'pacoed' refers to a state of complete pointlessness.

Ravi was left 'pacoed' after Richard had called him at work. Again.

by ArsenalArmada January 4, 2008

pack a dog

The act of chewing tobacco like a fucking boss

Friend 1: Yo you want some chew?

Friend 2: Yea bro I've been waiting all day to pack a dog

by joonpoo October 21, 2010

body packer

A person who attempts to smuggle drugs (cocaine, heroine, meth etc.) by swallowing balloons, condoms, and latex gloves and recover them from a bowel movement.

In Locked Up Abroad, Mark Knowles is considered a body packer, he swallowed 67 condoms filled with cocaine.

by Lena-Scarlette Katrina October 15, 2008