pussy fapping

To masturbate one's vagina.

Especially when it makes the sticky wet sounds.

Emily is pussy fapping loud again to furry porn

by Kandi Klover October 21, 2013

push-up balls

When the scrotum becomes so tight that it pushes up the flaccid penis, causing it to resemble a semi.

May occur under conditions such as cold temperature, strenuous physical activity, or extreme anxiousness.

Josh: Dude your dick is sticking out in your sweatpants, do you have a semi?

Drew: Nah bro, I've got push-up balls.

by Manmess November 23, 2013

Pulling a Ferguson

In East Texas this is the act of calling into work on an excessive basis and suffering no repercussion.

" I'm pulling a Ferguson Monday."

by Psycrow February 4, 2014

Pulling a Haluska

To get in line absurdly early for a concert, with no regard for self-preservation

"Hey dude, what time should we get in line for Walk the Moon?"
"3 am. If you think we're not pulling a Haluska, you're full of shit"

by beKAW November 4, 2014

pussy bullying

Spousal abuse that involves the vagina

Police officer... How did he assault you
Women... By pussy bullying He pulled my clit like it was a elastic band and pinged it back, then pulled my pubes, then kicked my hole

by mitch00uk April 8, 2015

Pull a dino

To leave without telling anyone where, why or for how long. Then to return a x amount of time later to a bunch of pissed of friends/people. (people don't need to be pissed off by this).

Dino? Shiiiit! guys.. I think he's about to Pull a dino

by PutinIzStronk June 8, 2015

Pussygagging

When you can't decide whether to use the word lollygagging or pussyfooting. So you decide on pussygagging

Are you gonna make the meatloaf or not? Quit pussygagging, Mom.

by The Masked Singer May 29, 2017