Seminal Short Cake

When a short, robust woman is cream pied
Dude! Last night I turned my girl into a seminal short cake.
by Blossom_Shinagains September 22, 2019
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short hair baddie

damn that girl is a short hair baddie
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Short Arm Syndrome

when a male (typically of teenage years/ one who plays minecraft) has a large ego, therefore thinking he is the best. Often, he will boast or brag. Abbreviated as S.A.S
John plays with his cannons so much, he's developed Short Arm Syndrome.
by young_volcanoes September 19, 2017
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Pitching on short rest

When you've jacked off and haven't had time to recharge, then try to have sex.
"Aight, I'm off the the GF's house"

"Dude! You getting it in?"

"Yeah man, but I'm pitching on short rest."
by DeeAps October 17, 2013
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short a couple chromosomes

idiom/adjective phrase: to be mentally deficient in a very noticeable manner.

Etymology:

From the fact that many cases of mental retardation involves having an abnormal number of chromosomes.

Notes:
Funnily enough, means the same thing as "to have a couple extra chromosomes". "To be short a couple chromosomes" is perhaps a more natural way of expressing the idea as it plays to the human intuition that "more is better" and also because it is very easy to imagine how someone without the normal number of chromosomes could turn out retarded; however, "to have a couple extra chromosomes" may actually be more accurate in most cases. The most common genetic cause for mental retardation is Down's syndrome, which actually involves having more chromosomes than the normal person (a third copy of chromosome 21, to be precise).
I asked Zoe why her cousin was such a manchild, and she said, "Oh, he's short a couple chromosomes."
by Choosy Floozy November 24, 2019
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Big Boy Shorts

A piece of clothing often worn by kids who beat up infants with boxing gloves in the playground. It is a sign of raw strength and power to all preteens or tweens.
Jerry McFuckface: Hey, here comes Walter with his Big Boy Shorts!
Gary Pussington: Shit, we better skrrt, homie!
by BadNightmarez November 09, 2018
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