Ninja Skype

The process of waiting for someone to log-on their computer/ Skype, so you receive the little Skype notice and can bounce on them for a Skype conference.

"Dude, I was totally waiting for you to log-on, so I could Ninja Skype your ass!"

by Conference man May 23, 2012

Ninja Club

Nothing is known about the Ninja Club. They are ninjas.
...Duh...
Only that they overthrew the Stoo Pidpee Pull cult and that they exist.

"What is the Ninja Club?"
"Nobody... Knows..."
"No, seriously, who are they?"
"What part of the word NINJA don't you understand?"
"...The J..."
"Shut up."

by Orangy Snocket October 14, 2006

Ninja-Roll

When you leave an event, party, or group of friends without saying good-bye.

I was so drunk last night I had to ninja-roll before I made a fool of myself.

by NinjaMang March 30, 2009

information ninja

A master in the ways of gathering information. And does so in a way in which is secret and sly without anyone know you are gathering the pieces to the puzzle.

example "Coman is an information Ninja, how did he know about that for two weeks"

by Josh Herring December 26, 2008

Smug Ninjas

Cyclists appearing from nowhere, who pass the cars which have already stopped for a red light.

Driver: 'I did the decent thing and stopped on amber, only to forsake the next light because I was blocked by a gazillion Smug Ninjas, who turned-up before I could break away'

by little-miss can't do wrong September 9, 2011

Ninja

Badass, destructive... basically everything in the world that makes you glad you have a dick.

Guns are Ninja. Sex is Ninja. Killing terrorists is Ninja. Killing in general is Ninja. Bombs are Ninja. Beating someone is Ninja. Stealing massive quantities of money is Ninja. Eating meat is Ninja.

by Youou March 1, 2008

ass ninja

A mythical being who exists to give people wedgies. As with the Tooth Fairy, Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny, the Ass Ninja visits all the little boys and girls in order to bunch their underwear at the worst possible times.

"Dude I totally just got visited by the Ass Ninja! Cover me while I pick my underwear out of my butt."

by Dark_Angel August 25, 2012