when hot girl leaves the bed by performing a backwards roll over her head and shoulders and landing with her feet on the floor while exposing her butt while she rolls. Usually involves the person performing the ninja roll to be somewhat flexible and athletic or just in a big hurry to get out of bed.
Charlotte tried to do a sexy ninja roll out of bed yesterday but failed terribly and fell on the floor
a worldwide overnight sensation that crumbles under the weight of its hitherto unimaginable awesomeness only to rise from the ashes phoenix-like to reclaim its rightful place in world history.
Derived from the all-girl punk/pop/thasher band of the same name, best known for Blangie 2000:World Tour and "The Limo Flew Out of My Eye (Crying Limousine Tears)"
"It might look bleak now but if all goes well we mightjust pull a NERUSA"
When a woman or man has an orifice pumped full of semen and then manages to stealthily roll out of bed without spilling a single drop of seed on either the bed or floor during the trip to the bathroom to deposit said semen in the toilet.
I banged her rotten then she ninja teacup rolled her ass to the bathroom without spilling a drop of my immaculate seed!
Said whenever a friend, random person, etc 1. sneaks up and scares the crap out of you.
2. Looks like he could've auditioned for the Batman movies...
3. Kicks ass like no other
4. Uses "poser" ninja moves. Like bad kung fu movies.
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."