pretty hate machine

my wife

i love my wife pretty hate machine by nine inch nails

by HATMA989 January 2, 2023

Do the Machiavelli

When you build dominos while taking hits from a bong/blunt until someone fucks it up and gets slapped.

Ma boi was gona Do the Machiavelli and literally fell head first in them dominos!

by Locolo January 7, 2023

Operating heavy machinery

Using a penis to masturbate or have sex.

I’m gonna be operating heavy machinery to night.

by AverageNewYorker October 11, 2022

Ten Pint Time Machine

The Ten Pint Time Machine is an amazing yet little understood phenomenon which enables men in their later years in pubs to appear attractive to the younger ladies. In some cases, especially at weddings, it also enables them to dance like famous film stars which makes them look incredibly sexy and impressive to any of the younger ladies present, especially the bridesmaids. To achieve this remarkable effect all they need to do is merely drink at least ten pints of beer. Less if they are a lightweight.

Oh dear, old Dave was fully on board the Ten Pint Time Machine the other night at the pub. Trying to chat up that barmaid and impress her with his dancing until he got his feet tangled up and fell flat on his face!

by Jollyer February 26, 2023

Building a washing machine

Smoking weed or a joint

Look over there! Those hooligans are building a washing machine

by Washing Machine Warrior March 9, 2023

TOOWOOMBA TIME MACHINE

Toowoomba Time Machine

Toowoomba Time Machine
The practise of using Meth Amphetamine to absolutely excess in a sleepy little town called Toowoomba, thus removing upto 20 years from your life.

by Big Joely July 20, 2023

West Virginia Fog Machine

Farting through the airflow hole of a vape and someone hits the vape from the other side.

Mike: “hey man you want a hit of my nic?”
Sam: “Hell yeah man! I’m so fiending so bad I’d hit a West Virginia Fog Machine.”

by slow_v4 September 1, 2023