metrosexual

(N.) A heterosexual male who is often mistaken for homosexual because he spends an exuberant amount of time/money on looking good.

Though he is a hetereosexual, Justin Timberlake confuses the world by his impeccable fashion sense, thus classifying him as a metrosexual.

by Eye-Jay December 13, 2003

metrosexual

Oh, straight man dat look gay, but he no gay, he straight man! :D

I loved that guy till I found out he was a metrosexual - Elton John

by Anonymous March 17, 2004

metrosexual

Gay without the guys.

1. Zomg that dude with the manicured nails and dolce and gabbana isn't a fucking homo he's banging a chick; he must be metrosexual.

by ZomgScenee August 25, 2007

metrosexual

someone who has sex on a train j/k ;)

tom cruise in risky business

by megan May 21, 2004

metrosexual

A race in which people are not gay but support the gay culture.

I know some people who are metrosexual i do not make fun of them.

by master o dictionary May 24, 2009

merow

The sound that a rhino makes... my b/f and i came up with one day while being bored and not being able to figure out what sound rhinos really make!

Rhino: "MEROW"

Boy: "Merow"
Girl: "that the heck is that sound?"
Boy: "I dunno"
Girl: "Its going to be a rhinos sound cuz i don't know what sound they really make"
Boy: "Ok!"

by dinostar June 23, 2006

metrosexual

A hetrosexul man who writes his identity with the consumption of traditionally feminine consumer goods.

Stewie (the baby) from the family guy is potentially metrosexual, displaying inteligence, class and a mature sence of aesthetic taste not usually assigned to the heterosexual male (especailly below the age of two).

by The heterosexual meterosexual September 26, 2005