mars

a super cool friend and rlly hot and cured any crisis you could ever possibly have!

ppl named mars are milfs no questions asked

by WHYAREALLOFTHENAMESTAKENWTF November 23, 2021

Mars

The most divine person ever to walk the earth. Also a planet and god of war. Anyone named mars is stunningly gorgeous and graceful.

“Omg have you heard of the new girl mars she’s so hot” also “mars like the fourth planet from the sun???”

by DADDYJAMES November 23, 2021

Mars

The most funniest friend/brother you could ever have he smokes and share love and joy to those he like don’t get on his bad side tho because he is known for beating a**

Mars is gang

by Money chaser November 23, 2021

Mars

Mars is a wonderful and beautiful person. They always know how to solve a problem and always puts other people before themselves. Everyone needs a Mars in their life.

Me: “Omg I loved Mars’ hair today”

Stephen: “I know right they looked so cool!!”

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Mars

someone who has a fat dumpy
pretty thicc
milf/dilf
someone who also knows .. *whispers: Obamas last name and Victoria’s Secret* *blushes*
is the person of many many MANY wives but Zenus is my first wife

Mars: I have a fat dumpy today
Zenus: you sure do
Mars: can we have our sus night Saturday ? 😳
Zenus: *blushes* s-s-s-s-s-sure
Mars: bueno (; yo hablo español baba niña
Zenus: すごい 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

by ObamasSecretWife November 24, 2021

mars

jimin's girlfriend

xX: who's mars?
Xx: jimin's girlfriend

by yeeee174628 November 24, 2021

Marshauna

A kind-hearted person who loves all the attention. Often known to be the smart one among others without having to brag, very open to others but, will cut you off in a hearbeat if you mess with their family.

Marshauna is inspiring.

by Anonymous_ <3 November 24, 2021