by Erodeoht22 April 25, 2025
Get the A Minecraft Moviemug. by Phokos July 23, 2024
Get the Minecraft Moviemug. There's a drug out there, it's dragged thousands of people into this endless world of building blocks making structures. Those said to have played the game haven't went outside, instead spent their time locked in their basements placing block after block to create a structure. Best stay away from this drug kids, you don't know what it could do to ya.
Minecraft drug dealer:"Hey kid, want some drugs?"
Kid:"What kind of drug?"
Minecraft drug dealer:"Minecraft drug"
Kid:"Load me up!"
Later that day
Mom:"Come up stairs, dinner's ready!"
Kid:"I can't I'm playing Minecraft!"
Mom:"Well turn it off!"
Kid:"I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT!!!!!"
Kid:"What kind of drug?"
Minecraft drug dealer:"Minecraft drug"
Kid:"Load me up!"
Later that day
Mom:"Come up stairs, dinner's ready!"
Kid:"I can't I'm playing Minecraft!"
Mom:"Well turn it off!"
Kid:"I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT!!!!!"
by -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- April 4, 2017
Get the Minecraftmug. Pickleman invited the bird lady to play Minecraft as friends, but when he deployed the Minecraft steez she swooned
by mynameisnotjeff420 May 3, 2024
Get the Minecraft Steezmug. Steve: Kill that creeper!
Alex: Why?
Steve: Because...
Steve: Where in Minecraft!
Creeper: *explodes*
Alex: Why?
Steve: Because...
Steve: Where in Minecraft!
Creeper: *explodes*
by MCPE Gaming July 14, 2018
Get the Minecraftmug. by John thicc July 29, 2019
Get the Minecraftmug. Reymond: Yo minecraft is sick man!
Jay: yeah bro this is the best game ever fuck those fortnite scrubs
Jay: yeah bro this is the best game ever fuck those fortnite scrubs
by Thot_Slayer69420 October 15, 2019
Get the minecraftmug.