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Minecraft

a game where you can build, explore, mine, and more! the possibilities are infinite!
I play Minecraft every day
by Unknown_3RR0R May 2, 2022
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minecraft

a game realeseses peisecs in 2011 about usin blox to build stuff and usig nice weepons 2 destroy dragons, zombeez, skewewons, creepy pastas - wait, no - crrepers, an ova stufff . peeople who pway dis game r like epik gamrs
botted up my pc cuz i neeed need dat minecraft batto pass
by cosmicfoam April 25, 2022
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Minecraft

One of the worst fucking games I've ever played singleplayer, one of the best multiplayer. The variety of Minecraft is vast but it can sometimes me a shit show of a game that worsens my brain cancer ten fold everytime I play it alone, I'd rather have a orgy with Justin Bieber in a hot tub than attempt a single player survival world. Better yet, add massage oil and jerk mate into the mix, and give Justin a Botox for extra quality. Fuck Minecraft, I'm too busy playing plants vs zombies.
"Hey Derrek I just got Minecraft, how do I play it?"

"Fuck off I'm playing a better game"
by Hectic3613 May 15, 2022
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Minecraft

"person 1: dude did you see the new Minecraft update?"
"person 2: dude Minecraft is ass. its just 3D Terraria
by jimmyfavfan March 11, 2024
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minecraft

minecraft is a dying game
by kyllolol April 8, 2021
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Minecraft

a boring ass game that for some reason virgin Redditors and 12-year-olds like to worship because god forbid you don't like Minecraft or play Fortnite. This game used to be so damn good before it was overcomplicated by Mojang and was being cult-like worshipped by Redditors.
Person 1: Hey, you wanna play minecraft?

Me: no, that game is boring
by Cheese Wonton May 27, 2022
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Minecraft Villagers

Jews...
"I traded with some minecraft villagers, and they wanted a stack of emeralds for 5 carrots!"
by Alleg69 November 18, 2023
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