sticky lunch

Taking some "me" time while on lunch break, resulting in a need for some tissues.

Andy sat in his car and had a "sticky lunch" and now looks a bit sweaty.

by Ergosum May 11, 2017

Lunch cuck

A person who did not bring money to an outing assuming they will be paid for however, only to watch food or drink be made and not participate in its consumption

She assumed they’d pay for her but it looks like the passenger princess is a lunch cuck today.

by Sellyoursoulforapotatochip October 20, 2023

Louisiana Lunch Break

When you jerk off while taking a poop.

“Hey where’d Josh go?”
“Oh he’s taking a Louisiana Lunch Break.”

by Apes Chimp November 21, 2023

Hot Lunch

A hot lunch is a child who is born to two parents following their divorce. In order for that child to be considered a hot lunch, the parents must have at one time been married and be separated or divorced at the time the child is conceived. A hot lunch is essentially the opposite of a bastard.

My friend Nicola is a hot lunch her parents divorced and then they had after they were separated.

by #urmomshouse September 22, 2023

Lunched

Occurs when starting the dating process with someone new and feeling the need to impose pre-defined and static boundaries on your time together

Example:

Friend #1: "Hey, how's the new guy? How was the first date?"
Friend #2: "How was the first date? Long, way too long. He seems like a nice guy though. I think I'll lunch him a few times and see how that goes?

TWO WEEKS LATER:
Friend #1: So you've lunched this guys 7 times in 2 weeks. What's the verdict?
Friend #2: Which guy are we talking about?

by Webster's Hotter/Younger Sis May 28, 2009

Teacher Lunch

A quick, low-variety and often unhealthy meal that can be eaten while multitasking.
Typically snack foods, but can be virtually anything.

The poor man's Girl Dinner.

"I ran out of money so I could only afford to eat diapers and cheese. AKA Teacher Lunch." "The fuck you say cheese?"

Don't settle for Teacher Lunch, you deserve Girl Dinner.

by Bananaramaslamma May 28, 2024

PLATE-LUNCH POSITIVE

When you’re so sure of something, you’re willing to settle it by betting a Plate-Lunch.

Joe-Shmo: Bruh, You sure you know where you going?
Braddah-man: Cuz, I’m plate-lunch positive. This is my stomping grounds!

by WunEyeFricka January 22, 2024