Klemm

A huge, beastly dyke of only the beastliest persuasion. we're talking like 6 foot plus, 250-260 pounds, of man-woman. Possibly has a dick-clit, which is self explanatory.

-Yo, check out that fucking klemm over there

-Yea, what a fuckin wilderbeast.

by big sandk March 29, 2009

kyle

Word to describe a confident action. Can be used while playing any sports. Usually said right before the action takes place or during the action. Always said in one sylable. One can only use this term when they know for a fact they will come through.

Pat: Dude I'll kill you in a 3-point contest!

Kyle: Hut!, yeah right you can't make shit!

Pat: (In the motion of shooting ball) KYLE!!
(shoots and scores)

Pat: Whats up now pussy? Thats the power of KYLE!

by WestHillzH1 February 2, 2008

Kyle and Willy

Guys who love chicken wings, guys who love to go on long walks, guys who have been dating 6 months, guys who watch Family Guy, guys who are a great match, guys who really love each other.

Kyle and Willy are so cute.

by Someone not named Kyle ... June 3, 2011

Kylee

Kylee is a skinny twig bitch, that can't cheer, that is ever bothered to show up to school or games. She is also a gossip that sucks mad cock. When Kylee does go to school she is a entitled asshole that never shuts up.

Friend 1-did you hear kylee picked up the wrong end up of the curling iron.
Friend 2-wow, what a dumbass!

by Student A and B November 4, 2019

kyleapoolaphobia

The fear of inflatable paddling pools...... kyleapoolaphobia

Hey, that dude just totally pee'd his pants when he seen that paddling pool!.... He must have kyleapoolaphobia

by Krissy September 3, 2008

Kylee

Kylee is a girl thot that likes to suck dick all the time. She thinks that all the boys like her

Kylee a hoe

by Lisa Hines November 27, 2017

kyle

a prude, pimple-pooping, procrastinating, x-box addicted, slow, hopeless, lifeless queer who spends his days going to school, making bad grades, and then going straight home on fridays (like he has anything better to do). He then sits on his cheap ass watching television and lusting unmercefully about celebrities and people that go to his school. He sits in his little "shelter" for many hours at a time, so many that stretch marks have begun to develop on his lower back and hips stretching down to the butt. He eats dinner from 4 o'clock till around 9:30 that night, or, at least, he says he does. But really everyone knows that he fingers himslef in the ass with his toothbrush, and then spies on his brother and then they both go have passionate anal sex and give each other rimjobs in his "playroom". (Kinda spooky huh?) All the exercise this fat tub of shit and lard gets is at school. He cannot bench press his bodyweight (pussy), he cannot power clean his bodyweight (pussy), and worst of all he only squats 60 pounds over his bodyweight which is pathetic (also, pussy). His early maturity gave him an edge in middle school, but, now, other school childrenhave long gone caught him and past him. He will not make the junior varsity basketball team. He will not make the varsity 7-on-7 team, and he sure as HELL won't make varsity football. If he somehow makes varsity for playoffs it will be because he is the backup's backup's backup for deep snapping. Another sorry case of how bad he sucks at life and sports and school. Many girls wonder about him because he hasn't had a girlfriend since the seventh grade. That is pathetic. He is addicted to porn, and would much rather please himself than have a girl do it for him. He is very prude and would probably rather let a boy that he knows touch his penis, than letting a girl touch it. The final moral of the word is don't let your kids play video games and become lazy, non-working, fatass bastards.

"Whoa! Is that kyle I see outside?"
"Why, yes, I believe it is?"
"He never comes outside."
"Well, his dad just got a new toy. It's a projector that projects the imac screen onto the side of the house."
"Oh. What a queer. Now I know why he is 'cumming' outside more often."
"Yea, what a loser."

by GigEMfAggies1213 December 12, 2008