Pull a Kevin

To time one's arrival to be exactly on time, yet be considered late by traditional standards.

I will be at the game but might pull a Kevin...

by Cisco N Iraq May 2, 2008

Kevin L

The type of guy that would go to the washroom and get stuck in there for 2-6 days and he is constantly constipated

Damn that man is definitely a Kevin L he has been in there for 3 days already

by Kevin Baldo October 24, 2020

Fizzling Kevin

A "fizzling" type 6 bowel movement (per the Bristol Stool Scale). Has the potential to clog toilets due to excessive use of toilet paper.

A man left a Fizzling Kevin behind in the public restroom. No one was happy.

by Saggy2 November 10, 2009

evil kevin

A second personality typically in people named Kevin who is too sexy for their own good.

Bro you better stop looking so sexy or I'm going to have to start calling you "evil kevin"

by Steve Immortal April 28, 2021

Kevin The Pigeon

ITS the Sixth member of 1D,Kevin Is Louis plastc Pigeon. You may have seen Kevin on the bands 4th video diary: in which Louis hangs Out with him.... Untill he discovers Kevin Is not Alive. Most of 1D fans (Directioners) remember this and still shout "KEVIN" when they see a Pigeon (everybody around them stares forma a while ). KEVIN IS ENVIED BY DIRECTIONERS,because although hes not alive he metido the whole band AND diez happily. REST IN PEACE KEVIN, YOU ARE REMEMBERED.

Directioner: OMG ITS KEVIN, IM GOING TO TAKE A PICTURE OF HIM, HES FAMOUS
NoRmAl pEoPlE: get Out of my way filthy Pigeon!
Worlds war Threesome because he sabido ir un frontón of a Directioner (they are everywhere)
Louis:* cries in the background although ITS Been almost turdy Seven years"

Kevin the pigeon

by Stranger.directionn January 9, 2018

Kevin<3

Kevin is a handsome and cute boy that always cares for his sister and friends, he likes BMWs and tacos. He’s short but is secretly a softie inside:) his most well known quotes are “I’ll lick you“ and “Ima bite you“. He always knows how to make everyone happy even though he’s a HUGEEEE simp;). He’s currently taken by a tall person called Brooke/Ailey, believe it or not but Kevin’s name is on Mars :o everyone needs a Kevin in there life :)<3

Lexi: who’s that short person?
Brooke: oh that’s Kevin<3 don’t worry though! He is to short to bite you

by SomeoneYouKnow;) July 13, 2021

Kevin Jackson

An all around really nice guy. He's amazing, sweet, caring, and has a great sense of humor. He loves to make people laugh and loves to laugh. He is handsome and very attractive, and has the greatest smile. He seems to sometimes thinks too low of himself because of his past mistakes, but has no reason to at all because he is exactly the perfect type of guy a girl could ask for. He is a guy you will love to have as a boyfriend and someone you will want to keep as a close friend. He is the guy you will look at and ask yourself why your boyfriend as wonderful as him. He is the just so wonderful.

wonderful sexy down to earth caring handsome kevin jackson

by Cupid<3<3 November 30, 2011