Scooter Juice

Explosive, wet shits. Diarrhea of the highest caliber. Scooter juice is typically a multi-occurrence affair. Generally keeps one within quick scooting distance to a toilet for one or more days. Hallmarked by sheer fear of shitting oneself.

My ass is torn up from the scooter juice.

Doctor said this scooter juice will have to run it’s course. My oring may be blown out by then.

I was home bound for three days with the scooter juice.

by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018

what the juice?

Similar to "what the f***?", "What the juice?" or "what the juice..."is the kid friendly version of the popular WTF. Frequently used in Disney's tv show Randy Cunningham 9th Grade Ninja.

Ninja: "What the juice?"

by jesuimyself December 12, 2017

juicing the clam

The female equivalent of spanking the monkey.

Sarah was late for dinner because she was juicing the clam.

by Moater Works December 30, 2017

narf juice

The thick multi-colored toilet backsplash from explosive diarrhea.

I ate way too many greasy chili fries and ran to the bathroom to drop my drawers, and while descending to the porcelain, I exploded out my ass and the narf juice saturated my anus and taint.

by Willits1 January 4, 2018

Bee Juice

Honey.

Evee took the bee juice from the bees.

by succmastur June 18, 2017

Seuss juice

When the rhymes are so sick, you got the suess juice

Young gravy has rhymes so fire, sounds like he’s drinking Seuss juice

by Young gravy November 8, 2017

Moo Juice

Milk From A Cow

Ah Don't Take Moo Juice In My Coffee

by The V ONE 2nd To None December 8, 2017