Jason

Comes across as a genuine friend, then high-key stabs you in the back. A pathological liar, with psychopathic tendencies. Beware of guys named Jason.

"Don't chuck a Jason."

Girl 1: Who even is Jason?
Girl 2: The king of all rats.

by Tekashi9ine6ix June 16, 2020

jason

An stupid fuck that doesn’t know a dame thing

Yo what’s up jason

by Uh090909 October 17, 2020

Jason Todd

Jason Todd is a dead bozo from DC Comics

Person 1: Yo that kid looks like Jason Todd!
Person 2: Is it because he's dead or because he's a bozo?
Person 1: No! He's Jason Todd because he's both of them!

by shadowcatxo November 16, 2021

Jalona

Penis, junk, and or private parts

Dude last night was crazy I slapped my girlfriend with my jalona while she was sleeping!

by BigJalona August 6, 2011

Jason

The best Hockey player ever! Total Chick magnet. Sexy Hot Athlete Attractive Charming Smart

The ONLY Name that spells 5 months trough out the year
J=uly
A=ugust
S=eptember
O=ctober

N=ovember

"Jason" is ranked 10th for best names for a male
"Jason"Sexiest person alive
"Jason is a genius!"
"Jason is so Hot"
"Jason is so cute!"
"I LOVE my Jason"

by Jason the great May 18, 2014

JasonConnors14

Jason Ronald Connor, also known as JasonConnors14, is a 15 year old african american who lives in Africa America. He has made many movies such as the Jason movie series, consisting of 6 movies, he also has his own canon, known as Jason Canon

Hey look it's JasonConnors14. We have not eaten in (insert a jumble of numbers), please let us into this abandoned Burger King

by alex Disney 98 July 6, 2019

Older-than-Jason

This defintion rocks...My name is Jason ans I was born in '79. That might make me almost ancient, i guess, but I still get young pussy. I once had sex with an 18 year old and a 41 year old on the same day.

Girl, don't fuck him...He's older-than-Jason! You should just fuck Jason instead...I hear he loves to eat pussy!

by OldassJason August 10, 2009