long island

Uh first of all you DUMBASSES, Long Island is NOT Upstate, in fact, we only consider NYC and Long Island in New York State, Upstate is for poor famers :-)...First of all, we have the nicest beaches, shopping, cars, and houses. We have some of the best restaurants. I'm sorry that all of you that bash Long Island, but you are clearly jealous that we have money and you do not. We have the best schooling and the best of almost everything. So next time you want to diss Long Island, get your facts straight you stupid shits.

Long Island is better than you ;-)

by Brianne S. December 28, 2005

islamist

A Muslim religious nut. Basically, an Arab who is frustrated by the shitty living standards of his own country, and gets brainwashed by the equally shitty government into thinking it is the West's fault. Some actively resist the "invaders", and subsequently get shot, incinerated or blown up. All in the hopes of banging virgins in Heaven.

Al Qaeda did 9/11, killing 3,000 Americans. America & Co. then retaliated, resulting in more than 100,000 Arab deaths in Iraq alone. And still Islamists claim they are winning this war.

by captainfugu July 15, 2007

Islamic Jihad

A terror group abusing the Muslim religion for their attacks on innocent people.
By connecting them to Muslim they made the people of the world think that there is a war between Islam and the rest of the world, and this way they gain more Muslim supporters as this becomes THEIR war, even thou this is just a "poor game" the terrorists enjoy playing.
Not even one single Muslim gained good from it.
Same being done by ex-Iraqi president- Sadam Husein, he keeps fighting and telling that the Muslim will win, when actually the Muslims of Iraq gain the most out of kicking him out of the throne.
Same is done by Al Qaeda.
Also the Palestinians terrorists use the "Islamic terror" to gain support, when actually they make alot of Palestinians suffer aithout a reason.

President G.W.B said that Islamic fundamentalists from Islamic Jihad did the terror attack, when actually they abused the name of Muhamed and his believers, so people won't get angry at them but on ALL THE MUSLIM WORLD.

by G.S. June 15, 2005

fantasy island

This is a body shot done with whipped cream around the belly button, when it is an "outie". NOTE: Also can be done with a females nipple.

Dave had to resort to a fantasy island because of Sally's outie.

by Michael DS April 16, 2008

Rhode Island Tourism

A day's worth of activities including looking at brown rivers, old crumbling mills, a windmill they stuck on the side of the interstate, a thoroughly unimpressive skyline, a bunch of wood fires set out on the water, and wrapping it up by driving past the Big Blue Bug on the side of I-95S. Wow.

"It's hard to believe that Rhode Island Tourism is real, especially when you consider there's nothing here and most of the out-of-state plates you see are really just residents dodging the vehicle tax."

by JustAnotherGuy March 8, 2010

Hello kitty fun island

Another word for hell.Also known as Hello kitty fun island 2,78,472,and 57.

Guy 1:Fuck you

Guy 2:GASP! Your going to hello kitty fun island

by guy who writes random stuff February 15, 2009

Long Island

look at the map, brooklyn and queens are physically part of long island. and it's not upstate, it is the suburbs. i live in the bronx now, its not a huge difference then living in huntington, unless your retarded. you city folk need to chill and wise up.

Long Island is where many of Manhattan's most successful people live.

by ashys July 26, 2008