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sneaker head

One who is in love with but not limited to Jordans, Forces, Dunks, Maxes, etc.

Willing to camp out and face lines that wind around blocks for a pair of once in a lifetime exclusives!

On the verge of bankruptcy because the addiction is THAT serious.

Misunderstood by non sneaker heads as wasting money and are constantly told that they will get over it or that "it's just a phase.

Likely to kill you if you step on their kicks.

Running out of closet space because the boxes can only stack up so high...

Marks calendar for release dates and hates seeing fakes.

Lives for the first time they open the box and that new sneaker smell just fills up the air. HATES CREASES.
Person A: Yo Shirley doesn't stop buyin shoes! She just got another pair of Jordans..

Person B: Damn, she's a sneaker head...

I AM A SNEAKER HEAD
by *~BLacK WiDoW~* April 6, 2007
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Bus head

To perform oral sex on another person while on a bus.
Corbin Peters was caught getting bus head at the marching band competition.
by MmmSoGood&Tasty October 21, 2018
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Heavy Cumer

Male of the species that when completing sex, cums in such a large volume that there is a measurable weight shift among the two parties (or one party and a sock)
Terri: Was the first time sex with your new boyfriend amazing?
Anne: It was great, but he is such a "Heavy Cumer" that I put on almost two pounds and barely made it to the bathroom!
by Urban humor May 25, 2016
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murdering the head

this phrase can be used as a boast or a warning. it refers to the act of using the restroom, leaving both a large amount of excriment and a terrible smell behind.
bro 1:hey bro, where's your bathroom?

bro 2: no bro, dont go in there. i just finished murdering the head.
by sailormanbananaton February 5, 2010
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Mental Health Day

A day off from work or school during which you sort out all your emotional and psychological problems.
Parent: Don't you have a test today?
Student: Yeah, but I'm taking a mental health day. I'll make it up tomorrow.
by starreyes October 29, 2007
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Headkase

Australia's answer to Mr. Bungle and Dog Fashion Disco. Circus metal band with six members, including a drummer with evil clown facepaint. Often accused of being Slipknot ripoffs in the looks department. Music is heavy and circusy.
- Oh look! Slipknot's in town! No wait, it's Headkase.

- I don't like metal, but I like what Headkase do with it.
by John Bryans January 5, 2004
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Heavy Bessies

Fat girl boobs that when left unsupported, the nipples point to the ground as if pulled by some polar magnetic force.

Research shows that this most likely to occur in girls who only have boobs because they are fat. Not so often with girls who just have large breasticles.
She really had some heavy bessies. I had to lay on the floor to see them nipz.
by Four20AllDay February 5, 2008
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