Guinea Pig

idiots by nature, guinea pigs will eat your bell peppers and possibly your Aunt Sharon.

Bro 1: My dog is so cute! she snuggles and even gives people kisses sometimes!
Bro 2, after being pissed on three times : yupppp sounds great
Immediately gets pissed on again by guinea pig

by Kermit_ May 7, 2020

Guitar

Another meaning for "sex".

we are gonna guitar the night away baby. :)

by megrian August 17, 2007

Guitar Gear-o

Someone who plays Guitar Hero like a pro, because their fingers are speedy, as if they have gears in their fingers designed for both speed and accuracy.

That cool teenager is a Guitar Gear-o, that geek!

by Seshie January 9, 2009

Guitard

A sub-normal human usually devoid of the 21st chromosome, which pretend they are playing a proper guitar, by plugging in a lump of plastic & buttons to their wiitard.

Officially this piece of shite is called- Guitar Hero, & is detremental to the art of playing an actual intrument.

Ned; "I wan' play wiv da shiny fing."
Human; "Oh jeez, 'mongo' has risen, tell you what Ned- go play with the traffic. Take the wiitard & guitard with you."

by A nother October 17, 2008

bung guitar

Someones anus being penetrated by a penis. Ass hairs are strummed like a guitar.

All forms of bung can be used.
bung guitar
bungular guitar

Franz> Jason strums the bungular guitar.
Jason> I dont even know what a bung guitar is!
Franz> HAHAHAHA

by nig:nog August 10, 2006

guitarded

someone who can't play guitar hero

look at how guitarded he is. he sucks.

by rachellethequeen February 11, 2008

guitarded

when you are bad at guitar playing

I'm so bad at guitar i'm guitarded

by waghghgh April 5, 2008