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Ghost Stalking

(facebook) When one looks at all your posts and quotes them to you in person, but leaves no "like, comment" on your wall at all.

This usually gives you a shock and a sense of insecurity most of the time
"Hey Joe! I see you're quitting swimming" *stunned silence* "Dude. Stop ghost stalking me."
by CoolShades August 23, 2011
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ghost boyfriend

A guy that a friend is dating and talks a lot about but you've never met, with the implication that he's not real.

It's a super common phenomenon among gay men, especially when guys are dating someone who is not fully out. However, it's not unheard of among straight women.

In some instances, the situation revolves around the ghost party considering the relationship to be a booty call situation, while the other mistakes this as real romantic interest with a possibility of depth.
"I heard that Bill is bringing Gerald around today."
"Gerald's real? I thought he was just a ghost boyfriend!"
by foundmymyra July 13, 2012
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Ghost Boner

Still being able to feel the dick that was grinding on you in the club once the song ends.
*wipes off ass*
"Gurl, you got something on your butt?"

"Nah…just trying to wipe off this ghost boner."
by C. Xoxo July 17, 2014
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Ghostbust

When you are porking and you start to feel something strange in your neighborhood down below, so you then push out a nut inside her without her ever knowing.
Yo bro! I just ghostbusted this girl last night !!
by Zootyscooty August 20, 2016
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Ghost Bullet

When a male and female are engaging in ear sex, after the man ejaculates in the female’s ear, he then proceeds to pull out a firearm and shoots the female in her other ear. The end result is a bullet traveling at a high velocity through the opposite side of the female’s head enshrouded in semen, similar to a depiction of a ghost, thus producing a Ghost Bullet.
Mom: “Hey honey, how was your weekend?”
Billy:”it was great Mom! Debrah let me give her a Ghost Bullet!”
by Daddy D’s Roadside Diner November 8, 2017
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Ghost Train

When you wake up after a drinking session and you are in your bed still drunk/hungover and you get the fear, flashbacks or bad dreams about what you were saying or doing the previous night.
Man, I crashed out last night then woke up at 3am. I was on the Ghost Train all night after that.
by Ghostraininmofo May 5, 2018
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Ghost Snap

When you get a Snapchat notification but open it to find no snaps sent to you.
“Did you send me something? I think I keep getting ghost snaps from you.”
by SpookyBitch February 24, 2019
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