German Lap Dance

The act of one defecating and dancing on another partners lap while the recipient is defecating also.

Helga created quite the mess on Arnold while giving him a German Lap Dance.

by B_Rain October 31, 2012

German

German means a man who hates his family and hurts them and doesn't show any love or care towards them

German is a cunt

by hurricanswag21mf June 24, 2018

big german

A slang term used when talking about someone taking a poop

"Hello"

"Hey, whats up?"

"Nothing really, is Conrad home?"

"Just give him a minute, he's taking a big german"

by dix fontain August 26, 2005

angry german

Cranstin. Everybody knows that!

Cranstin is an angry German!

by Juggalette Mini March 22, 2004

german sit up

a german sit up is when you pick a kid (usually an prick).
Next blind-fold the kid and push his shoulders down.
Now here is the fun part, get a friend to sqaut with his pants pulled around his ankles and put your butt in front of the kids face. Now the people who are holding him down let go of the kid - resulting with the kids ass ending up in the sqauters face

Todd:" Lets make Robby do a german sit up"
Jack:" Dude, thats messed up... LETS DO IT"

by cody2012 February 13, 2008

gemonte

a stank nigga that thinks he is good at sports when he really not he also dates uglass girls

omg u smell like a gemonte

by novakhain September 20, 2016

German

The act of participating in water sports. Used on the Craigslist community by escorts.

I had a GFE last night who was a fluent German tutor.

by ArcGabriel January 16, 2008