gorilla fucking

During intercourse when a man is on top of a woman thrusting while head banging and grunting like a gorilla

"I totally got freaked out and left in the middle of having sex because Derek was gorilla fucking me."

by Maryhadalittlelamb8 February 23, 2014

Fucking Mong

A derogatory phrase used towards mongs. Also used towards people you dont like when you cant think of anything else to say.

Did you see that fucking mong go past, what a fucking mong;
Bill: Have you done the maths homework?
Tom: .................. Johnathons such a fucking mong.

by JC® October 25, 2006

god fucking shit

Something said when too many profane words come to mind in a pissy situation.

GOD FUCKING SHIT! You always win at goldeneye multiplayer!!!

by thedoodler August 9, 2003

Sham Fucking Wow

The most intense product you will ever buy.

I JUST BOUGHT 10 SHAM FUCKING WOWS!

by Blackflame619 February 4, 2009

titty fucking

When a man puts his dick between a woman's breasts and thrusts until ejaculation. Usually results in a pearl necklance.

By titty fucking, I just gave my girlfriend a pearl necklace.

by PokeHomsar February 26, 2007

ka fucking boom

The one and only way to demonstrate an explosion that is larger that the average kaboom. Where a kaboom usually only takes out everything in a 50m to 1km radius, a ka fucking boom will most likely decimate an entire city.

Sue: What happened when he pressed the big, shiny button in the pentagon?
Bob: Ka Fucking BOOM!

by bixxo July 18, 2006

funkid

1. (n) a child of plentiful entertainment
2. (adj) having a nervous or depressing identity
3. (n) identification of funkiness
4. (vt) the act of flatulating, indiscreetly, in a public area

(1) that dancer is quite a funkid
(2) see the kid hyped up on prozac? he's quite funkid
(3) "mr. disco man, we are going to need to see your funkid before we allow you to step onto the dance floor"
(4) "DUDE! was that a stink bomb, or did someone just funkid?!"

by maelstr0m_X1 December 20, 2004