facebook kidfacer

The act of using your childs picture for your Facebook profile picture. Usually because you are too old or too ugly to use your own.

How does your old friend look on facebook?
I don't know, he has his kid's picture up for his avatar.
Oh man, he's a "facebook kidfacer."

by icehause August 23, 2011

Facebook Dip

When ur on facebook and someone who always messages you that u dont want to talk to signs in and u sign out real quick before he/she gets a chance to start talking to u

"Fuck, Nicky just signed in, she always wants to talk about pointless shit, im too hung over for this shit"

"Quick dude, just facebook dip before she says anything"

"Alright, PEACE bitch!!!!!!"
(signs out)

by Ya buudddddy!!! September 13, 2011

Facebook Terrorist

A particular person on Facebook that "blows up" your news feed.

Girl: "Will you please stop with all these notifications? You're blowing up my news feed!"

Other Girl: "I'm a Facebook Terrorist!"

by C-Swag September 26, 2011

Facebook

A place where if you add the right people, you can feel like shit at the comfort of your home all day everyday

Facebook chat with your "Friend"

You: Hey!
"Friend": Go away you piece of shit no one likes you.

by Kkit'sallgood February 5, 2012

Facebook Consolidation

Closing all of your excess Facebook tabs, so you just have one left.

Person 1: Why are you closing all your tabs?
Person 2: I'm doing some Facebook Consolidation.

by Eadinator October 18, 2011

Facebook Grenade

A person that is not your significant other that you are friends with on Facebook that is always liking/commenting on everything that you write regardless of if it is something that they find amusing or interesting. Originated by Steven Garcia

Man I got this Facebook Grenade that has been liking and commenting on everything that I put on Facebook!

by lilg210 October 27, 2011

Facebook Neutral

The ideal state of a Facebook user. Doesn't comment too often, doesn't fight with people, doesn't like any pages, and most of all only posts a few status' so when they actually do post something it doesn't piss people off and they are actually interested. They mainly use Facebook to keep track of friends not to annoy them with their hour to hour schedule.

Person 1 Wow that status is so interesting
Person 2 Ya usually he is Facebook Neutral.

by Ddawg447 December 6, 2011