trash-faced

The condition of one who drinks so much that their face displays the qualities of trash.

After 5 unfortunate glasses of scotch, Graham was trash-faced. And he puked.

by Hot Sex January 2, 2009

Vaseline face

A person that rubs Vaseline all over their lips and makes themselves look like a man spackle receptacle.

Man, you have Vaseline face. Your lips are glowing like you have man butter all over them.

by JuanBoy February 29, 2008

Danger Face

Someone who wears Tapout, Affliction, or other MMA (Mixed Martial Arts) shirts in order to impress or look like they can fight.
Usually their harmless but want to look dangerous. Their sometimes a tool as well. Started by Daniel Dennis of Monster's in the Morning 104.1

Look at this guy, trying to be danger face.

by Krazy Kev January 31, 2009

carnival face

a person who has multiple deformities, wrinkles, dented face, and unproportional facial features. hence a carnival worker or carnie.

"Hey Carl, that girl has carnival face."

by Anthony Lanz March 25, 2009

Septa face

When everything on a chick looks good except her face - septa face. Derived from the Philadelphia area. SEPTA (S.E. Pa Transportation Authority) Similar to Butter face

Son, that chick I was with last night had a hot body but she had a Septa face.

by Philly Phill October 13, 2008

fungus face

a beard, heavy whiskers

that fungus face over there has more hair round his chops than Santa

beard hairy face stubble face growthunshavenwhiskers

by notquitepatrick October 22, 2015

Face Babies

The act of two people making out to the point it seems plausible that their faces could have made babies together.

They must have made 15 face babies at formal.

Did you see them making face babies in the living room? Nicely done.

by TSSM December 3, 2011