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To Evan

To fly a jet Into someone on Grand Theft Auto 5
by THEKINGCOMET April 18, 2018
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evan siwik

A chunky bearded man, who enjoys wear jeans all year round, drinks the occasional fifth of dark liquor & likes his women with a mean bush.
Hey did you hear about evan siwik? He's been eating a lot of bushes lately
by bigfatcat123 August 19, 2017
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Evan Grossman

The piece of gum that sticks to your shoe
by Beans2.0 October 29, 2018
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Incest Evan

A person named Evan who dated his cousin and kissed that bitch like bro thats kinda weird.
Hey, that dude fucked his sister, we should call him incest evan
by Lil Carrotcake November 6, 2018
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Evan

A asian small who likes science and plays piano
Evan was a really cool guy
by smallman123 November 8, 2018
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Evan

A dick. He is not truthful at all, he will break your heart any chance hey gets. Most girls like him but he doesn’t care AT ALL. When you remember to get him a Christmas present, HE WILL GET YOU NOTHING.i
WOW YOU ARE SUCH AN EVAN, is your name Evan because you reminded me of one YOU DICK
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Evan

A dick, he doesn’t care about anything or anyone but himself. When you are the kindest person ever he really doesn’t care, when you remember his Christmas present and give it to him. he WILL GET YOU NOTHING, an Evan will break your heart every chance he gets. When hey steals your pencils, he will not give them back.
You are such a dick is your name Evan???
by Anonymous Person 123 February 22, 2019
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