Evan

Evan is an attractive man and has a much larger penis than George Robertson.
He holds the records for worlds largest eyebrows and worlds sexiest eyes
Evan is a literal God
by DefinitelyNotEvan November 23, 2021
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He’s a complete retard, but is fun to talk to. He cant read, speak, or write at all. This certain evan makes one hell of a best friend tho<3:)
guy 1 “oh whos evan
guy 2 “he’s one hell of a hunk is who he is😉”
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Evan is a nice, cool, sexy guy. All the girls want him and all the guys want to be him. Evan usually has the most sex in a group of friends because of his huge dick
Damn That Evan is so sexy
by Eatthisguysdick October 23, 2019
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All the girls want his dick in their mouth, ass and pussy, Evan is typically ripped super sexy and all the guys want to be just like him
Man look at that Evan guy he is so hot
by Eatthisguysdick October 22, 2019
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Evan

A handsome, tall, strong, muscular and good looking guy. Sweet as hell when you get to know him and will care for you. He will never let go of you and hearing your words will brighten his day. He has a big dick, packin about 7+ inches.
Girl 1: Do you see that guy over there? Look at how cute he is

Girl 2: He is so handsome i know, his girlfriend must be so lucky.

Girl 3: He kind of looks like an Evan, he is very handsome.
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Is small but fast plays footy for his school team but has a tiny penis. He also loves to wank
Hi Mr. Evans” said Archie
by Roscoe Evans April 18, 2022
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A stupid evan is a person who hates all humans and is a robot
Evan is a bad person
by Stupid888 November 26, 2019
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