Kristoffer Ejnermark

Wise swedish man with much hair and a big smile.

"Hi Kristoffer Ejnermark the smart" Thank you!

by Kristoffer den mäktige November 29, 2023

Uncontrolled Ejaculation

When a man (Fuck you trans niggers) Splurges uncontrollably at a subject, usually a minor, and at least has to nut 10 gallons worth of cum.

Person 1: Yo man I just did a Uncontrolled Ejaculation to a fetus
Cop:

by Ilovemcminers March 17, 2024

Extreme Ejaculate Easter

Or EEE for short, this challenge starts in easter and ends in the end of easter, all you gotta do is ejaculate every day, or else you fail the challenge, simple right?

Yo, today's Easter, you know what that means...
Extreme Ejaculate Easter challenge

by xxMichaeliscool June 23, 2024

external ejaculation tactics

a tactic of masturbation in males including several methods like chinese pocket, japanese self-pleasure, indian air, etc. by which guys can ejaculate and fap when they need to, particularly in situations when they are outside and its urgent. by these tactics, they can fap without fully opening their pants and still ejaculate externally on their pants on lower dressing...

A: bro I NEED TO FAP RN
B: just use some external ejaculation tactics bro

by Okok32 July 21, 2025

funding ejaculation

Similar to the Indonesian slang term "ejakulasi dana" with this same meaning, this slang term refers to the phenomenon where you spend much of your money right after you obtain some money.

I just got my paycheck, and before I knew it, I had a funding ejaculation—bought the latest iPhone and a bunch of latest AAA video games!

by Emotional Cruiser September 26, 2025

Forward Ejaculate

When a girl shoots your load back onto your dong after you finish in her

Daniel: oops I just finished inside of you

Isabella: watch out… I’m going to forward ejaculate it out of me on your weiner

by Kosher Daddy Dan October 14, 2025

pigin (piggin) ejit

Often directed to young foolish and/or stupid children. Most probably of Irish and/or Scottish origin.

Stop rolling around in that mud boy, you pigin (piggin) ejit.
Will you calm down son and stop running arount like a madman, you pigin (piggin) ejit.
You pigin (piggin) ejit ya, youv'e gone and let the dog out.

by mrgreen13 August 11, 2009