Donkey Lunch

Taking a girl out for a lunch date and then let her pay for everything.

I took this gal out to this really fancy place downtown. When we were done, I got her all pissed cuz I donkey lunched her :)

by HAMMAHOUSE July 18, 2009

Swamp Donkey

Large, fat, carp. Commonly associated with spawning fish in shalow water.

My buds and I grabbed a case of PBR and headed for the lake top fly fish for swamp donkeys.

by Carp Mojo June 9, 2011

full donkey

A noun referring to a sexual position similar to "doggy-style" in which a man bones his partner from behind while he or she is on all fours. While in this position, the bottom partner begins to "hee-haw" like a donkey and bucks violently throughout, kicking his or her legs backwards simultaneously.

Dumb bitch kicked a hole in the wall while we were doing the full donkey.

by danandmatt69 June 21, 2013

Donkey Choker

To insert a large dip of smokeless tobacco in one's lower lip.

Jeremy: Damn dude, after all this school work I'm ready to throw in a donkey choker.
Corey: I've had one in the whole class.

by HappyGilmores3W March 30, 2011

Flipping a Donkey

Being screwed or otherwise shafted.

Dude this 11-8 shift really flips a donkey!

by proy June 24, 2005

donkey snort

When you pull your pants down, spread your but cheeks and fart.

I didn't get any last night so I donkey snorted at my girl.

by The Plunger June 20, 2008

aisle donkey

An old hag of a flight attendant...

I wish that aisle donkey would hurry up with my coffee. -said every pilot

by lil_satan December 13, 2014