Art Deficit Disorder

a developmental disorder characterized by artistic organizational problems: incapable of organizing art collections.

I am incapable of organizing my art collections, because of my Art Deficit Disorder.

by [e-mail] December 15, 2012

argh deficit disorder

attention deficit disorder: a syndrome formerly thought to affect children only, but now known to also affect adults, that is characterized by frequent, chronic distractibility, and either inattentiveness or hyperactivity (fidgeting).

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

argh deficit disorder: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about attention deficit disorder.

"argh deficit disorder!" - says a pirate

by [e-mail] February 19, 2013

Edding's Disorder

Spending so much time with a hot girl that she begins to repulse you. The opposite of Proximity Theory.

Roxanne is really p*ssing me off at work, it's a shame because she's hot. Total Edding's Disorder taking effect there!

by DAO1428 October 23, 2013

Circular compulsion disorder

For bitches to dress up to attratct males, attend a social venue, then feel compelled to stand in a cricle the whole night and talk to no one and blow off guys-matheu wright

Those girls standing there have a circular compulsion disorder.

by Sananahmad May 25, 2014

I-Attention-Attraction Disorder

Often abbreviated as IAAD. When people (particularly females in general) use social media to express their emotions, and leave it to their friends to ask why they feel the way they do.

Status - "I am shocked and outraged!!!"

Comment - " OMG! Why??"

Comment from the uploader - "*relentless venting of feelings and thoughts to draw attention*"

Jake: Woah, that chick has I-Attention-Attraction Disorder

by Themockingjayfromcandor June 6, 2014

cost affective disorder

An Individual or group of individuals displaying motivations for their behaviors solely based on the acquisition of resources in the most efficient and corporate based manner. What is profitable and 'good for the company' is a metaphor that drives their entire life outlook and moral/social philosophy.

"I swear Tony would sell his own children for the right price, I wonder if he has any emotions at all." "yeah, That new corporate job has given him cost affective disorder"

by duitbrains June 12, 2014

Movie Fantasy Disorder

(or MFD) When someone watches a movie that is so awesome that they start to dress and or act like a specific character in the movie and wishes the story line was happening in real life.

Bella watched the Hunger Games last night and now she has MFD (movie fantasy disorder.)

by Charlotte Cullen December 7, 2014