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Orange County Choppers

A custom motorcycle shop in Orange County, California that makes bikes for celebrities and the otherwise overtly rich. Led by a father and his sons, they have taken their shop on the small screen for the "OCC" television show.
I was cruising through Malibu when I saw Shaq on one of his custom Orange County Choppers
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jefferson county sheriff

Pretty chills mountain police in Colorado who are very kind and often let you go but are hard core on and the people who actually commit crimes and actually do there job and not really do much traffic control.
hey brother! i'm from the jefferson county sheriff hows it goin, got a complaint next door about your music, could you turn it down a bit, thanks BUD talk to ya later!

jefferson county sheriff

Pretty chills mountain police in Colorado who are very kind and often let you go but are hard core on and the people who actually commit crimes and actually do there job and not really do much traffic control.
hey brother! i'm from the jefferson county sheriff hows it goin, got a complaint next door about your music, could you turn it down a bit, thanks BUD talk to ya later!

Stepford County Railway

mid game
person 1: have you played stepford county railway yet?
person 2: yes, its ok game

Rex Orange County 

Literally the worst musician ever. His voice sounds like a penguin snorted crack and shot out the back of a jet plane after it inhaled a broken harmonica.
Person 1: "Dude, have you ever listened to Rex Orange County?"

Person 2: "Yeah, Rex Orange County makes me want jump down a waterfall made of piss."

Person 1: "Yeah, same here, dude"

Noble County Rodeo 

While you and your girl are giong at it doggy-style call her by her sisters name and have your buddies jump out of the closet at the same time and see how long you can hold on. If you can ride it for 8 seconds you have accomplished something.
The wife and I had a Noble County Rodeo experience last night.
Noble County Rodeo by patrolman_todd November 12, 2007

Coryell County 

See: Hell
Hate it but gotta love it at the same time even though it's a little Podunk town.
Living in Coryell County is like being stuck in a big-ass rut.
Coryell County by -Opi- October 7, 2008