Corkass

One who has a cork up their ass, either literally or figuratively. A literal corkass should seek medical attention to remove the cork from their ass. A figurative corkass constantly acts uptight and agitated, as if they do, in fact, have a cork lodged in their asshole.

"Doctor, there's another corkass in the surgery ward that requires attention."

"I asked my friend for a lift to work today, but he said no on account of it being out of the way. What a corkass."

by Corkasser February 25, 2009

corkass

One whose ass is so full of blackheads, acne, hair that was shaved about 2 days ago so that it's just now growing back, or any sick combination of the 3, that it has the appearence of cork.

kid 1: "Okay, I officially saw the grossest thing in the locker room today."

kid 2: "wtf do i want to know?"

kid 1: "probably not but i'm gonna tell you anyway. that kid etherage is officially a corkass."

kid 2: *pueks*

by overlordofdiction777 December 17, 2008

Cork Lift

When a girl lifts a mans dick up, with her ass.

Woman : You've had a hand job or two, right?
Man : Yes I have.
Woman : Do you want another?
Man : No Thanks. But I'll take a Cork Lift.
Woman : Do they really feel good?
Man : YES! It makes me so horny.

by Tom-Tom Barkley June 21, 2009

Corkatonic bomb

A corkatonic bomb is when you put a cork in chuck norrises(or anyones but mostly chuck norris) vacuum cleaner and put a fuse and or fireworks and wait until he needs to clean his house.

Johnny put a corkatonic bomb in my house and when my mom started BOOM!

by DaRealLolRus January 4, 2010

Corey D. Alvey

A guy who is bald and sucks on male genitalia.

Man do you see that Corey D. Alvey? He's happier than a queer with a bag full o' dicks.

by appledocky February 4, 2010

corkin' your screws

verb: 1) joking or kidding, or 2) to screw someone.

1. Dave: Hey, Tim, look over there! It's Radiohead!
Tim: REALLY?! WHERE????
Dave: Nah, I'm just corkin' your screws.
Tim: Fuck you.

2. Sam: Hey where were Rachel and Ben last night?
Emily: She was corkin' his screws.
Sam: ...

by UrMommmm!! April 28, 2010

Corey Rich

Corey Rich is another name for someone that you exploit for money by any means possible.

Person 1: Hey, let's go sell that Corey Rich into slavery!
Person 2: Sure, that sounds like a great idea!
Corey Rich: Hey there guys, what's going on?
Person 1 & 2: *scheming*

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//Another Corey Rich walks up to a Person 3

Person 3: Oh, hi
Corey Rich: Hey there guys, what's going on?

//Person 3 then makes millions off of Corey Rich without even doing anything - he is a pro "Corey Richer"

by Brant Brackle May 20, 2010