Colin

A boy you know. He can be a big fat jerk. He can only be nice when he is happy. He acts like a bitch when he is mad! He is a fat pig!!!

Girl:I like Colin
Girl: oh please you must be desperate

by Skyrider17211 May 11, 2018

Gemma Collins

A down to earth Geordie bird who has a lower brain capacity of a buzz feed feminist. She is a national treasure and is normally known for being ClAuStRaPhObIc DaRrEn honestly made the big brother house

Gemma Collins is a claustrophobic qween

by 69feetpictures May 8, 2020

Collin Baker

A very small man in height and penis size, but this only makes him even more mad about his outlook on life. Unable to obtain a girlfriend he often likes to have pleasurable encounters with goats. His only friend being an xbox, or his mom. Someone who generally sucks in life. Ignored by all his peers, forced to sit in isolation by himself at the end of the table.

John:Did you see that nasty guy last night?
Bill:Yah he was having sex with a goat.
Joey:What a "Collin Baker".

Friend: Hey do you guys wanna play super smash bros this weekend?
Collin: Hey guys lets play call of duty.
Everyone: Collin your so stupid, we hate you.
*Everyone turns and looks away

by Drews222 March 18, 2015

Phil Collins

When a man is lying in his back, and gets a hot handy, and cums straight into the air.

I can feel it, cummin in the air tonight!

Hey babe, wanna give me a Phil Collins later?

by Urbancowboy201 August 17, 2023

Collinsed

To repeatedly injure yourself in stupid scenarios, often causing humility and disdain. Most prevelant in Irish regions but can be experienced in other geographical regions.

Did you hear about Greg? He Collinsed himself again with a radiator. Last week he Collinsed himself while running with scissors in the hall.

by Flyasophical April 3, 2009

colin mason

A guy who bleached his hair, so now he looks like Eminem. He's still funny as shit, though.

Jesus, I forgot.

by Anonymous February 22, 2003

colin rhodes

I know that kid! hes a fucking jackass! j/k hes awesome! I see him pwning people on the net all the time.

Colin - owns - all - internet

by Rick James March 19, 2004